Birthday Quotes For Old People

Why do we make fun of getting older?
Birthday Quotes for Old People!

Like it or not, we're all getting older and there's nothing we can do about it except laugh! That's why most of the best birthday quotes make fun of getting older.


This article will help you find the perfect birthday quotes for old  people. And, of course, you can use them for everyone else as well such as your best friends or co-workers.


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    Birthday Quotes For Old People

    It’s your birthday, and anything you want to do is O.K. with me … I’ve heard how cranky old people get when they don’t get their way!

    Happy Birthday – this has to be your best birthday ever! Just think of all the practice you’ve had!

    Know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday? I’ll tell you tomorrow! Happy Birthday.

    At birthday time it’s good to remember old friends. Actually, it’s good to remember anything!

    This birthday card is designed for someone just your age … It’s got high fibre content! Happy Birthday.

    Open this card to learn an aerobic exercise designed especially for someone your age … Very good. Now rest five minutes before trying it again! Happy Birthday!

    Remember when we use to have that old fire-in-the-belly? We still have it. Only now it’s called heartburn!

    Reports are coming in that the polar ice caps have started to melt … You lit all your candles, didn’t you?



    I hope you found this article on birthday quotes for old people funny and helpful. You might also be interested in checking out my other articles on Birthday Quotes For Family and Birthday Quotes For Friends and Co-Workers.


    Happy Birthday!


    Geoff